August 2011
madcatterv2:
so did they ever find out who REALLY killed oj’s wife or did they just determine that she was stabbed to death by natural causes
madcatterv2:
wait what the hell does music have to do with mtv have they lost their fucking MINDS
suburbanturban:
you claim you love me in the card but theres no money?
madcatterv2:
are cartoons as attracted to me as i am to them
Watchdazzlingfaggot:
finaldynamicspecial:
always reblog
Oh yeah, that ass...Mmm....: sometimes i wish i... →
madcatterv2:
sometimes i wish i were a surgeon because i’ve had this great idea for a prank for a long time
what if you were performing surgery on someone and while they were out under anaesthesia you got on the phone with george romero and tom savini (the great make-up artist for all the zombie movies) and…
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those infomercials are looking so tempting right about now
i can proudly say i didnt accomplosh anything i wanted to do this summer
kim kardashains married whats my reason to live now
madcatterv2:
my doctor asked me if i was sexually active and i said yes and he said he didn’t believe me
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theres gum in my armhair
madcatterv2:
american apparel sizes range from thin, iron deficiency to finally seek immediate medical help
neopiacentral:
im too nice to people and then when they start to walk all over me i get mad and wonder why “lmao”
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have u ever eaten sumthin u thought was a crumb but rly it was a piece of lint or sumthin thts the worst
total-girl:
hope he meant that i look like a whore in a julia roberts pretty woman way
islek:
peeing in the shower saves water
did you know
did you
